Friday, December 19, 2014

Vertical Video Syndrome

It has been around for a long time, but I just saw it for the first time and Laughed.



Truth

How to spot booty wannabes

Not that it matters, because they are all nice enough to look at.  Just cut back on the broken spine photos to act like you have more ass than you do.
Also what the hell is up with all of the Diagonal selfies?  Guess it helps with the illusion.
This will have to qualify for a Heart Helping post.




Note the curved spine and pressing the stomach forward.  Yes she is in fairly good shape, but the booty is more optical illusion. Fake Cake. If the same photo was take in front with that pose, she would appear to have a spinal issue or have to pee.

That one is LEGIT!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Bad Tattoos







So close, and live with it until the cover up...LOL

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Accidental Naughty Shirts





Good stuff.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Really Bro?


I do not miss those days.

Seatbelts

Too much makeup...
Too little seatbelt!!


Meat Beat

I feel the need to go grab some hotdogs and my wife!!


Thursday, December 4, 2014

Waking my sleeping wife


Trying to get "action" while she is sleeping, is a lot like this.
Had to use action because the other word was waaay to obvious.

Episode addictions




We all can fall victim!

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Hard to top this awesomeness


Bout as smooth as it gets.

Pumpkin Pie


I agree

deadrabbi7

The first few attempts did not work out as well for deadmou5


Australian Correctional Institute


Joo got a problem, Mate?!?!

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Dream Big


Wise words from Chihuastoles.

Sup girl...?