Friday, March 27, 2015

Baby Pai Mei

Your so-called kung-fu... is really... quite pathetic.

Hotel for women

Home of the original minnow shot?
As much as I would love to check the website...not while at work.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Awkward baby announcement

Your momma!

Face warp

Don't know why it does that...but it is cool.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

White Yoga Pants for Hump Day

Aww, look, a picture of her holding her cat, how sweet.
I wonder why she would turn her back to the camera, it is blocking most of the kitty.
Almost as if this picture was NOT about the cat!?!
What a nasty girl! posing like that to have people notice her butt...Why would any woman do that?
Well if she is going to show it off, I will help the poor girl and show it for her.

I am starting to believe men are perverts.

Seriously though....Thumbs Up!

I'm a hero - That's why!

We men, are so underappreciated for our sacrifices!

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Marijuana birth defects

Conclusive proof that marijuana has birth side effects!!

It is correct

The teacher may write "Really?" but they cannot mark it wrong.

For both of my kids

Pay attention to this and understand!!!!

Monday, March 23, 2015

Perfect Description

That is the best visual description I have ever seen for the feeling.
Whoever designed this GIF... Awesome!!!

Gotta blame somebody

If this picture below makes you angry because you were called a dumbass, then you are the problem 
and you are the dumbass.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Yoga pants vs. Leggings

Yeah, that....



Praise the Lord of Lycra and Spandex, for his gift to men shall always be coveted!

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Justin Bieber Roast

Not really a fan, but I do like his retort..

And what would any guy, between 18-21, do if they had 200 million...?
Hmmm, what is the largest pressing thought on guys between 14-30?
Go find as many sex partners as he thought could wear him out, and go crazy until he was down to about 150 million, then limit himself to maybe 2 at a time for the next few years. 
Then, maybe, mayyybeee...start thinking about the music career again.
I would venture to say, that most of us men would have done way worse things, if we had 200 million at 18.
Pretty sure I could have made that money keep me satisfied for life, 
and would have just showed the press the finger.  
But that is just me.
Seems we all forget what it was like at 18, especially the media.