Monday, November 30, 2009
I spent the last 6 days moving.
So I have not updated the posts, and on top of that my email changed so it took me 2 days just to get my access back.
But the posts will start up again!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
I used to call being whipped --- Keeping family harmony.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
A young soldier was attending some college courses between Assignments .
He had also completed missions in
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated,
'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
The lecture room fell silent.
You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked,
'What the hell is the matter with you?
Why did you do that?'
Came the reply,
'God was too busy today protecting our soldiers who are protecting your right to talk stupid and act like an a jackass.
So, he sent me'
THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING
Today I am feeling nicer, and might not post Eyebleach material.
Monday, November 23, 2009
People clean with ammonia...ammonia is in pee what is the big deal with peeing in the shower?
Now like George did on Seinfeld, thats a bit much in a shower full of people.
but in your own shower...sooo what....you do it before you wash anyhow.
I think most people do....they just refuse to admit it.
COME CLEAN ALL SHOWER PEE'ERs !
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
I mean DAAAMMMNNN...looking fine baby!!!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Sorry, language police...
Friday, November 13, 2009
but now I realize it could be mistaken for Babe of the Week...
So from now on it is Babe of Week
"Hey Blondi" sorry had to fall into one of my favorite movies for a second....5 Points to whoever can name that movie. and IF you are wondering why I even thought of Blondi...check the name of the spider at the top of the post.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
So many people I have met with "little man's disease" should take heed to this advice.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old Greek lady thinks:
The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That English guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old Greek lady and she slapped his cheek.
The English guy thinks:
That Scottish bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
And the Scottish bloke thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can slap that English bastard again.....
Not real sure HOW or WHEN it happened...but John Deere and a brand name?
Friday, November 6, 2009
Anyone who knows me, knows that this is some sort of sick, self mental mutilation.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
I am guessing that his son is a teen...
I believe this one is a photoshop...but to whoever made the photoshop...why??????
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Oh man, the amount of women this guy is impressing right now, has to be staggering.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
This one here actually came as close as any ever could to the "Shit Bricks" thing for me.