Monday, November 30, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
A young soldier was attending some college courses between Assignments .
He had also completed missions in
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated,
'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
The lecture room fell silent.
You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked,
'What the hell is the matter with you?
Why did you do that?'
Came the reply,
'God was too busy today protecting our soldiers who are protecting your right to talk stupid and act like an a jackass.
So, he sent me'
THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING
Monday, November 23, 2009
Now like George did on Seinfeld, thats a bit much in a shower full of people.
but in your own shower...sooo what....you do it before you wash anyhow.
I think most people do....they just refuse to admit it.
COME CLEAN ALL SHOWER PEE'ERs !
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old Greek lady thinks:
The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That English guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old Greek lady and she slapped his cheek.
The English guy thinks:
That Scottish bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
And the Scottish bloke thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can slap that English bastard again.....
Friday, November 6, 2009
Anyone who knows me, knows that this is some sort of sick, self mental mutilation.