Friday, January 29, 2010

Heart Rate # 10

Since I have been so lax on the blog these past 2 weeks I decided to do a double dose in one.
Twin hotties!

Wow the amazing shape of thier bracelets is awesome...

Now it seems alot of guys are gonna have to go talk to Jill.

Jill

Oh I don't know what they mean...I don't do that.

Now I do like Patty Palm and her sister Rosy...but Jill would be like cheating on Patty and Rosy.
If I were gay I would be hooking up with Patty and Rosy's brother...Harry.

Problem with this post is now all the women out there who had no idea who Jill, Patty, and Rosy were...are now aware...the secret is out.

Too easy

it is too easy...I can't even type it.
But I wonder if it is photoshopped they look almost plastic.

Poor guy needs to get some... I still didn't say the super obvious!


Thursday, January 28, 2010

WTF of the week # 20

I really don't even know what to say about this one...
Nice boots?
I do however wonder where he got his shirt/jacket that has a mesh/clear front end for carrying balloons. Is this common practice somewhere so that you can buy these clothes at the local store?

Just Weird

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Uncanny


The resemblance is amazing!
I know I have kind of stepped into a mean zone here, but who dresses that way when they are that big?

It is just plain silly...but seriously if you add a tail to the silver one...they are identical.

On a side note...I love the bugged out eyes of the guy.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Ignore your problems

I know an entire family who chooses this style of problem solving.
It is all good until they decide to hash it all back up when they get in a fight.

They can ignore drinking and drugs...until it directly affects them...
They can ignore backbiting and gossip...until it directly affects them...
They even ignore finances...until they don't have money.

OK, There, I aired a touch of dirty laundry...I am sure that you all know a few of these types of people, yourselves.

Tell them to read my blog...maybe we will hear the collective sounds of heads popping out of asses.

Doubtful though, because they can't see their own problems because they are overwhelmingly blinded by pointing out everyone else's problems as being worse than their own.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

She's cute...oh...ewwww

I do believe it is just an illusion created by the bicycle...if not..EWWWWW!
Still funny though...I wonder how long after the picture was taken until they noticed.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Sarcasm is a defense

But if they are really stupid, they won't even get the sarcasm.
I guess that is why it is a good defense.


High Speed photography

I just thought this was extremely cool.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Heart Rate # 9

Jessica Alba...from a Maxim shoot I think, who cares...Jessica Alba

If only I were 25-30 again... I would still have no chance in hell.

But I can dream dammit!!!!

If you are wondering why i post a random vision of beauty... Heartrate


Truth in Advertising?

There were a whole lot more of these fake packets but this one was about the funniest while still being semi-politically correct.

Because I am all about being politically correct. (if you believe this...don't read anymore of my blog)


WTF of the week # 19

I just realized that I have been slack on the eye candy!
So here you go.
Oh the pic could have been so much better if he was turned around and bending over in that sweet little mini-skirt of his.

Every day I am fully amazed at the pictures of these people out in public dressed like they are.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Moods of a woman...

The Moods of a Woman:
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose.
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

The Moods of a Man:
Hungry. Horny. Sleepy

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Thank You Amyoops

So true!

A little dark

Yes this one is a little dark...but i still think it is pretty funny.
Now we fully understand why everyone like tigger the most.
"oh life sucks...I wanna hurt myself "
Well here, Pooh just helped you along!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

There...now we are even

To start, ladies we are now even from the last post.
Matter of fact, the quandary is, that these are really nice...(aside from the hairy part).
So you want to stare but it is gross at the same time.

Your Welcome!

Just for you.


The "you" I am referring to, knows who he is.
He told me I should stop posting the nasty pics...pfft, that is half my blog. If I wanted to just post women...then it is like sooooo many others. Just funny pics...again, done to death.
I already feel like I am just like too many other blogs so I need to come up with some more originality....
I will think hard about it... in the meantime here ya go.

Now that I think about it, If this were a woman (with less hair of course) guys would be saying hell yeah! Well since the women have to suffer through my Heartrate pics, maybe we should suffer through these.
I am sure women find him "hot". I mean the shoes just set his outfit off, and he is obviously the rugged type...look at his beard. Just like Sam Elliot or Sean Connery, women find them hot.

ok i'll stop now...'snicker'

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Stupidity

If we could just deal with stupidity like this...the world would be a better place.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Insane Asylum

I need to post this on the front door of my house!

Muscle control

Now that is some, most impressive muscle control!
Yay Kegel...

Kind of like a guy with a toothpick in his mouth flicking it with his tongue, thinking this may impress somebody....news flash...it doesn't.

But I am most impressed with the baton flicking skill!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Sagging has educated me a bit

Yes I blacked over the cleavage so the youngsters can stay focused.

I was going to do a rant on Sagging/Housing/Gangsta looks...
I ended up getting a small bit of knowledge from the research.

First things first...The style of "housing", or sometimes called
"sagging" originated in prison.
it had nothing to do with homosexuality...it was lack of belts
and wrong sized pants. Check on snopes under sagging if
you want to read about it.

The bigger learning curve came from an article about
millennials.
For those of you who do not know, millennials are the next
generation of kids...like X gen, baby boomers etc...

Millennials are labeled the selfish generation...and I
believe rightly so.

I know most everyone is selfish to a point, but they take
it extreme...the pants and gangsta look will be my example
since that was my rant's original plan.

Everything I read was about how the older gen. just does
not understand that Mills. want to express themselves and
not conform.

First off...not a new concept, kids. Kids have been doing
that forever. (the mullet)
Secondly... ok do what you want, but then do not bitch
about the consequences. Or ask the government to fix it
for you.

If you look and dress and talk like a "gangsta" then adults
will treat you as such...meaning you must be a stupid
street thug.
If I dressed in a cowboy/biker/Village people outfit
everyday, guess what...people will think I'm a
cowboy/biker/construction worker or Indian....
duhhhhhhhh

I personally am 6' 4" bald with tattoos and earrings...people
assume I am a biker or wrestler. If that upset me...I could
not get tattoos, or take out the earrings or even grow hair...
well not a full head anymore but I could try.
Anyway...the point being if you don't want the stereotype,
then don't wear stereotypical clothes.

Girls...acting like a thug will only attract thugs to you...
no jobs, probably did jail time and will do more jail time.
Sure there are the exceptions...but they were probably
posers, and don't really have a good job.

Guys...acting like a thug will get unwanted attention by
police and dads and any other authorities.
It may be unfair...but oh well, dress the stereotype and
you get stereotyped.

So to you millennials, if you don't like the results then
pull up your pants, or just shut up.

If you thought about what YOU did, instead of how unfair
the world is treating you, then you might just grow up a little.
Take some responsibility for your actions!!!!

I really am nervous about how it will turn out with the new
level of selfishness out there.

Rant over -- Shay

Awesomeness!

Things to ignore in this picture, so you can see the true awesomeness:
  • cool ass gun collection
  • extreme bald "Mick Fleetwood" mullet
  • Banana hammock, with not much banana
  • Unshaven face with hair sweater
  • dark dirty inner thigh area....even I say ick. reminds me of the hot chick posted here.
  • Sweet guitar hero guitars
  • holding gun like he is gangsta.
  • Oh yes...try to look past the kick ass Unibrow
Now you can focus on the greatness of this photo...the blue metal pipe bed made for an 8 year old.

Man, I wish I had one of those!!!!

Winter Poem

Found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.

It was to me and it's very well written and I hope that you enjoy it too.



Crap! It's Cold.

--The End

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Hayseus Lightswitch

I know this pic has been circulating for a long time...but it is still classic.

You would think the manufacturers would have noticed the problem here.

They must have been Catholic, so they overlooked it.

If you are Catholic and I just offended you........so what. Get a grip.
but not on a little boy...I mean get a grip on reality.

My dad...

I think all kids want to write this paper at least once.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The Kissy Face....(Warning)...Rant.





I know all of you have seen the Facebook and MySpace pics of girls posing with the "kissy think I am sexy" face. The examples above were about as fair as I could make them with 40 mins spent on it.

NOT SEXY...STOP IT!!!!

Seriously STOP IT!!!!

Who is telling them that looks good? Maybe I am the only one who doesn't think that looks good, I dont know... But if it looked good, I am sure every Playboy magazine would have the centerfold like that. Sports Ill swimsuit edition would be all those poses.

They Are Not so....STOP IT!!!

Oh yeah this applies to guys too...guidos and anyone one else who thinks it looks good...STOP IT!!!

Give me feedback and let me know if you agree or disagree.

Clever

I guess this one shows the yougsters that we were using emoticons before there were home PC's and internet and all the other gadgets they think have been around for all time.

Unless, of course it is fake...then we are just old.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Fart Jokes!

Everything needs fart jokes !

Farts are funny!
I don't care if they are socially unacceptable, they are funny and I have proof!

Babies at 4 months old will laugh when they fart...they have not been taught by the prude mothers yet that they "should not fart out loud" "go in the bathroom"
They just laugh at it in the bathroom...still funny.

Fart in a huge way in a big crowd of people and watch how many laugh.
Of course one or two of them will frown and pitch a fit...those will be the ones with colon cancer from holding their farts in.

Farts are funny! So learn to be fluent in flatula!

Starting the New Year

I have to start the new year off with a good mental flinch from all of you.

This has to be one of the more disturbing pics I have posted.

I just hope it has something to do with losing a bet.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Heart Rate # 8

Hopefully this makes up for the back-ass.

I love the eyes.

Happy New Year

Nothin says Happy New Year for 2010 like some good old Back Ass!!

Did you expect any less from me?

Seen back titties before but never the whole ass on a back.

Soooo sexy!!!