Way to traumatize a kid...what would make this even better, is if that is his kid.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
I think I would be standing there for about 6 hours and still not go.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
One of these days I will get around to one of my favorite rants...A.D.H.D.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
For the people who will ask...and I know you are out there. PSA = Public Service Announcement.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Yes, I am going to start the series posts.
DO YOU NEED A MIRROR?!?!?!?!
There are so many pics out there which fall into this category...so I will never run out of material.
And if she is the upgrade...you must have been with something pretty damn scary before.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
I mean, come on!!!! He had to know, then he chose to go in public?!?
I drive a convertible PT Cruiser...what does that mean?
Monday, March 15, 2010
Thank God they did not have this technology in the 60's...
I know this has circulated a few times...but in light of my previous post I found this appropriate.
Disclaimer: this post is purely my opinion...just like all the rest of my posts...nothing I say is any kind of fact that I know.
Friday, March 12, 2010
Sorry about the previous 2 posts...I am soooo ashamed...not really.
So you guys can understand this...I have to let my inner evil out once in a while.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
The experiment to help you determine who your
Time for the St. Patrick's Day posts to start.
Friday, March 5, 2010
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop..
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
Nurse, do you think you will be able the hit the mark with a needle, or do I need a tourniquet?
So many things to make fun of, so little blog space.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."