LoTR

Way to traumatize a kid...what would make this even better, is if that is his kid.

This must be one of the actors, since the costume is way to good for an amateur.

Classic picture!

Derp Doggie

Derp Derp Derp
Great picture...no matter how long you look at it, it is still funny!
His name must be Pedro.
J/K man, don't send me nasty emails or posts.

No way.

I think I would be standing there for about 6 hours and still not go.

What if Shaq was there and had to go...

I am assuming this is in another country, because they seem to have no reserves for this kind of thing.

I love the little man symbol on it too...like a woman might accientally go try to use it, but oh wait there is the man symbol...I better not.

If I did have to try this, I would have to say "WOAH big fella" really loud.

A moment of nostalgia

If you are nearly as old as me or older...you remember the old "Haulin' Ass" Poster.

This reminded me of it, so I thought I would share.

Your Welcome.

ADHLAS

One of these days I will get around to one of my favorite rants...A.D.H.D.

I am very strongly opinionated on this subject and a lot of people will probably disagree with me.

OK I guess the rant has started...

But I am so sick of everyone claiming A.D.H.D. or A.D.D. and then thinking that zombie pills fix the problem. I am sure that A.D.D. existed many years ago...if it is real...but yet, millions of us were not diagnosed with it??? Maybe because our parents gave us a swift kick in the ass when we got out of line, instead of having a doctor prescribe a fricking pill! Not to knock the few true A.D.D. kids out there, but the majority of them diagnosed is because of LAZY ASS parenting. They let a pill zombie up their child so they don't have to "deal" with them.

Now we have 20+ year olds blaming A.D.D. for no job and dropping out of High School...Bullshit! You are just lazy! Stop pointing blame at other stuff and get off your ass, dress and act like a responsible person and get a job. Then we could just segway into how the government has to pick up the slack and provide for these lazy asses...but I will leave all of that for the political blogs. But I will say, it is ironic how the ones bitching about the government catering to lazy asses, created the lazy asses in the first place.

It all comes to Parenting.

Teenagers

AMEN!!!

I can't go into a rant about this for a number of reasons.

The main one being...I have said so much on this subject, people will start to think ill of me...LOL as if they don't already.

It's not what you think

Right place wrong time for a photo.

Sure makes you look twice if not 3-4 times.

The first clue that it was not what you think would be the sterotyping, that...well you know...small.

Don't Tuck! PSA

For the people who will ask...and I know you are out there. PSA = Public Service Announcement.

Thanks to Sober in a Nightclub for having this to pilfer.

I never knew why I always sleep with one foot out from under the covers...now I know. Apparently it is a subconscious, self preservation thing. They did leave out the Dutch Oven.

Wikipedia says -- A dutch oven is a fart chamber (a contained area of flatulence) created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting. The phrase is a slang description based on the cooking action of a Dutch oven where food is cooked and steamed inside a closed chamber. Performing a Dutch oven creates an area of foul-odored air in an enclosed space that must be breathed in.^[1] This is done as a prank or by accident to one's sleeping partner

The Bad Day

I think everyone of us has had this moment at least once.
I think I get it about every other day.
I just love this pic though...you can totally see the disgruntleness in this bird.

DYNAM #2

Yes, I am going to start the series posts.
DO YOU NEED A MIRROR?!?!?!?!
There are so many pics out there which fall into this category...so I will never run out of material.

And if she is the upgrade...you must have been with something pretty damn scary before.

Do we need to buy you a mirror?

I mean, come on!!!! He had to know, then he chose to go in public?!?

I present to you ...the Moose Knuckle. Related to the Camel Toe but much much uglier.

Really it looks a bit uncomfortable...UH HUH! One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready...now go moose knuckle go!!!!

I think I may have to start a new series called..Do You Need a Mirror?

I will think about it.

It means you're gay

I drive a convertible PT Cruiser...what does that mean?

I have a little pet chihuhua...what does that mean?

Sorry man I had to do it.

You know who you are...when you guys see the ugly posts from anonomys, you will know he responded.

I at least made myself laugh a bunch.

Gene research

Thank God they did not have this technology in the 60's...

I probably would have been put up for adoption.

"I'm sorry ma'am, he is a completely sarcastic cynical dickhead with asshole tendencies" "but at least he will be good looking!"

Tattoo Locations

I know this has circulated a few times...but in light of my previous post I found this appropriate.

What is real funny is that someone close to me has one in the orange zone which he got with a bunch of friends while drinking and they all bailed before getting thiers... matches the stereotype well I guess.

They did not color code the chest or calves...so now I cant stereotype a few of mine... otherwise I fall into the green zone : Rebellious tattoo zone. Yay me.

Something really wrong here

Disclaimer: this post is purely my opinion...just like all the rest of my posts...nothing I say is any kind of fact that I know.

Yes she is proud showing her Tramp Stamp just like her momma's

I am truly hoping this is a temporary stick on...I would guess that it is. If it isn't then the parents will find themselves in court before to long, since it is illegal to tattoo a minor.

I know they probably thought this was cute and all, but I just can't see it as cute. Maybe I am overanalyzing or overreacting a little, but this is not a whole lot different then the whole putting makeup on and dressing them up for pageants.

Temporary tattoos are fun for kids i get that...but putting one on the "Tramp Stamp" spot on a little girl who cant be over 10 years old is not cool. Just strikes me as a touch disturbing.

not so bad they should be ridiculed or anything...just don't put it on the internet. Keep it in the family photo album or whatever...not really appropriate for millions to view.

Fat Dog

Advertisements in the US need to be allowed like this.

This one made me laugh...extremely clever.

You can almost hear the cat snickering to himself as he leaves.

Heartrate # 11

Sorry about the previous 2 posts...I am soooo ashamed...not really.

So I decided to make up for it with a heartrate post.

BTW I have had 17 followers for a very very long time..and I cant seem to break the trend of just below 100 visitors a day...so if you can...spread the word and boost the site and the assurance that the site is fun!

Thank you all that have been loyal, knowing that people have fun reading my dumb little blog makes it that much more enjoyable to do.

WARNING!!!

This not for the faint of heart!

Not safe for work!!!

Not for under 18!!!

ROFLMAO! do this at your own risk!

BigRedKev...I will somehow find a way to get even with you for this!!!

Gahhh!

So you guys can understand this...I have to let my inner evil out once in a while.

If I did not make everyone else flinch when they look at these then I would not feel complete.

Besides I have to give you the bad to make you truly appreciate the good.

But, seriously...WTF?!?!?

Being chased by rockets

1) Tie these balloons to your car

2) Drive as fast as you want

3) Laugh at people getting scared

4) Tell the officer you thought they were real.

Very cool and clever...that would be fun.

Found a site I like

I got this from http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/ which I like alot.

In case you didn't motice on the picture above...look at his shadow.

Some of the pics on PSD are great and some hard to notice the defect, but a fun site.

Combo Post

A WTF post and Irish stuff...he is in all green that makes it Irish, right?

The fishnet hose/tights are awesome!

If for some reason I decided to dress like this, I would not even have a clue where to buy this crap.

Man's True Best Friend

The experiment to help you determine who your

True Best Friend is...

This is proven to work...

if you don't believe it then feel free to try it yourself.

Place your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for about an hour.

When you open the trunk, your true best friend will be really HAPPY to see you!

St. Patty's Day is a comin'

Time for the St. Patrick's Day posts to start.

Since I am Irish I guess I should participate as well.

Ahhh the good ole days when my dad discovered the secret of green beer....

(insert nostalgic moment here) The BIG secret was 3 drops of green food coloring in the bottom of the beer glass, so it poured green in the glass.

He was soooo proud.

Now they will discover that green food coloring causes fingernail cancer and all of the people he served green beer to will sue.

I will not drink it in a box,

I will not drink it with a fox

I will not drink it dad, I fear

I will not drink the cold green beer.

Also my poetic license comes from him as well...which in turn comes from reading Dr. Seuss for 40+ years.

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop..

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.


And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Easy on the fapping.

Nurse, do you think you will be able the hit the mark with a needle, or do I need a tourniquet?

I believe this guy needs to get out of his room and away from the internet. Yes, 17 times a day is too often, try to cut back to 6 times a day. Oh yeah, switch hands once in a while.

The Incredimullet

So many things to make fun of, so little blog space.

This one is probably worse than all of the guys with holes in their faces and tattoos on their heads...because, they KNOW they look like freaks, and they do it on purpose to get attention.

I don't think this guy knows; he looks like he thinks it looks good since he puts so much care and time into brushing the mullet out. The bag and camera just add to the whole appearance.

All business up front and party in the back....YEEEEEHAW!!!

Feminism

What can I say without getting into too much trouble...nothing, I will already be in trouble for this.

No need for me to rant or give examples...guys understand the meaning very well.

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

Thanks Dad

Tic Tac

I have officially entered the realm of manipulating a photo of an animal with thought or speech bubbles... I am a dork now.