Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Whew!

Glad I am not one of those who rant and throw thier opinions all over the web, via a blog.
Guys that do that have issues!

Great Item Placement

Now here is a store manager who knows what they are doing!
With just a small amount of thought they found a way to sell the hell out of some Riesen candy.

Now hang some condoms in the whip cream section or diaper area. Also placing the KY Jelly near the alcohol would be a good idea as well.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Cynicat

Found a partner for Sarcasticat!
It is Cynicat! He Does not smoke, and really doesn't believe your BS either.
He looks a bit tired of the stupidity he sees,
and says "REALLY!?!?!?!" a whole lot.

22 Wheeler

Clearly he is driving a 22 Wheeler, so the 18 wheel sign just does not apply to him.

Dumass. Which by the way will be a new label.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

WTF of the week # who knows

Hey kids!
Check out the results of having:
dumb horn implants! Nice forehead scars.
dumb nose piercings! Look ma, no nostrils
Chipped teeth most likely from all the metal on his mouth.

Sooo, how is your career of "freak" working out for you? Does it pay well?

Idiots.

To Anonymous

This really covers most of the Anonymous'ses's really, but for the one who did not like my cute pic...here is a cute picture with a not so cute meaning!

One cute pic and I catch grief?!?

Fine...now I am just going to catch hell for all the WTF's I will post...Homophobic friends freak when I post nasty pics...Women don't like the Heartrate pics...I dont like the Bug pics...

So get in line Pal!!! I will post what I want when I want, and you will still keep visiting to see....you cant help it!

Blowhwowwooww Meeeeeheeeeeee!

Brilliant!

Wish I had thought of this!
Then again I wish I had thought up bottling water and selling it too.
I know...buy bottled water and sell it as a Florida snowman!!!
Crap, already been done!

Feed the Mayonaisse to the tuna!... see who gets that movie reference.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Shay needs more blog followers on Facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100001041423385

add him as a friend...then you can add to the networked blogs in the right hand column.

Awwww!

Just wanted to start my morning off with total cuteness...I mean how does it possibly get any cuter than that! Awwwwwww

No....the real story is I have no material....I am slacking. It didn't help that my Hard Drive crashed Tuesday and I lost everything.

But AWWWWWW!!!!!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Dilbert

Got this from a friend who reccomended it from the Dilbert webiste.
http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-05-27/
dont know if i get in trouble, for posting this from Dilbert, or not but it sure made me laugh really hard.

Thank You fellow offensive lineman!!

Monday, June 7, 2010

Those who know


Due to dad's advice, I will remove some of this post...but the picture has to remain for prosperity.

For Those who know.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Poor Godzilla

So sad....he has to go down to the depths to hide how lonely he is... he also goes down to the depths so we can sing the song...

Up from the depths !
30 Stories high
Breathing fire!
His head in the sky
Godzilla
Godzilla
Godzilla!

The famous question

How do women do it?
This cartoon is right on the money...somehow women can make you apologize to them even when they do the wrong...

Can't figure this one out....
2 Lanes or 4???

Thursday, June 3, 2010

A Genie Joke

I know these jokes get corny but it has to be told so people can understand the reference in later posts.

A guy in Califonia is walking down the beach and finds a bottle...he rubs and a genie pops out.

The genie says "I am tired so you only get one wish...make it count"

The guy tells the genie "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I hate boats, and I am terrified of planes. Could you please build a bridge from California to Hawaii so I could drive there?"

The genie then lets out a long drawn out sigh "are you kidding me?!?! That is a lot of work...all of the engineering involved...finding all of the materials...not to mention how deep the Pacific is...etc..." The genie sighs again and says "no, you need to come up with a different wish"

So the guy thinks long and hard for a while, then says "I got it!...make me understand women!"

The genie says "Do you want Two lanes or Four?"

The crackle

WARNING: this is almost worse than hearing the MahnaMahna song and trying to get it our of your head...like you are probably doing right now.

You are now aware that every time you swallow you hear a little crackling sound in your ears.

Your welcome!
MahnaMahna...doo doo do do doooo....MahnaMahna

Why men cry

That's right! Unless I cry...then it is manly!
My dad crying during E.T. ....still up for debate.