Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Just found out a few days ago...these retarded little cars only get 30 mpg....so WHY would anyone buy such a deathtrap??
$14,000-20,000 for 30 MPG in a tin can...WTF?!?!
Because they are made by Mercedes??
Seriously, why would you buy one when there are dozens of much bigger cars that get 30+mpg
I just don't understand people...look at the Nissan Cube...that will be a whole nother post.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Figured it has been a while for a Heartrate post.
Very cool effect on this picture too.
It is an optical illusion...the friend on the left keeps fading from view...now matter how hard I try to focus on her, she fades out.
Here son, let me put you in a choke hold while you mount your sister from behind, and ignore the hole in my pants that is about to let my troll out. And we will do all of this while holding the car up on some unstable bricks, using a log, so your brother can change the tire.
But wait....safety first...put a rim under the car so it wont fall all the way to the ground.
And where the HELL is my beer!?!?!
They make it way to easy.
Yay rednecks...great blog fodder.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Oh well...I think farts are funny so I shall continue.
I need to find this magnet, it would be the only magnet I would ever buy, and I doubt I would even be able to keep it on my car for more than two days. I hate the ribbon magnets because people have lost the meaning of them a week after they came out...now they are just for money and profit...and dumb sheeple buy them all the time.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Not sure if that would work though...would still feel kind of gay to me.
Something about a woman having bigger biceps then me would be a bit weird.
I bet un-pumped up she may look even more attractive.
Then I get to thinking about the serious muscle control.....
Monday, October 11, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Crazy thing is, probably nothing broke, just extended his stretch quite a bit.
Atheletes are amazing with flexibility...I would have broke into 20 pieces assuming I could even have lifted the weight high enough for that to happen.
Monday, October 4, 2010
1) Is that spilled beer or did he piss himself?
2} How do you maintain the suction to place them on your nips?
Reminds me of someone I know who did the same thing with a glass on his chin. He had a chin hickey for 3 days...it was pretty damn funny.
This guy just looks like the party man...he shows up and everyone realizes party is over.
I can only imagine how proud his parents are,