Here is to having a redneck Thanksgiving.
Dedicated to all of those who end up in the hospital right after saying...
"hold my beer and watch this..."
Lots of deep fried turkey accidents goin down today!!!
For the Metallica fan who is sending me emails about how the blog is sucking lately...
Look at your idol here...we all have our moments where we cannot live up to everyones expectations.
Granted I am not a rock star who is wearing plaid shorts...but I try...I try so hard...sniff sniff...and nobody appreciates the work I do...sniff sniff.
And in saying that...here is a special F**K OFF! just for you.
Where is your blog? Ohhh you don't have time.....or talent.
Just kidding...I will try to be more dilligent for my 10s of fans.
All kidding aside...sorry for the lack guys. But if you have been with me from the beginning like I know a few of you have...then you know I go through dry spells like this.
You have got to be kidding me...
I tried to give benefit of the doubt here and hope she has a younger sibling and she is just being silly...but the more I look, I don't see a sibling and judging by momma there...nope.
This is a prime example of what all the other countries dislike about the USA.