Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Guhhh fire!, guhhhhh

The Derp Duo!
duhhhh look at da fire....so cool! 
I just hope the guy in the back is posing like that on purpose.


Monday, November 29, 2010

Level 19

Without a doubt.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Soundless farts

Feel free to go to jail so you can earn the quiet fart.
Great advertisement!!
Maybe if we had billboards over here like that, it may deter a few.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!

Here is to having a redneck Thanksgiving.
Dedicated to all of those who end up in the hospital right after saying...
"hold my beer and watch this..."
Lots of deep fried turkey accidents goin down today!!!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Cool water bottle

I dont see this as a fail, unless you bought it for your 8 year old.
I think it is funny...just your everyday vampire bovine with his bat and balls.
He is prepared for some baseball.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

We all fall a little

For the Metallica fan who is sending me emails about how the blog is sucking lately...

Look at your idol here...we all have our moments where we cannot live up to everyones expectations.
Granted I am not a rock star who is wearing plaid shorts...but I try...I try so hard...sniff sniff...and nobody appreciates the work I do...sniff sniff.

And in saying that...here is a special F**K OFF! just for you.
Where is your blog?  Ohhh you don't have time.....or talent.
I see...
Just kidding...I will try to be more dilligent for my 10s of fans.

All kidding aside...sorry for the lack guys.  But if you have been with me from the beginning like I know a few of you have...then you know I go through dry spells like this.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Heart Rate #19

Been a while so I figured I would find a strikingly beautiful one.
Petra Silander a Swedish model.
Pretty much what I remember girls from Sweden are supposed to look like.
Very pretty girl.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Subliminal

Maybe it is not too subliminal...
but still funny.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Really!?!?

You have got to be kidding me...
I tried to give benefit of the doubt here and hope she has a younger sibling and she is just being silly...but the more I look, I don't see a sibling and judging by momma there...nope.
This is a prime example of what all the other countries dislike about the USA.
Un-fricking-believeable

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Perflogville

Yes I know....I am a complete dork, nerd, geek whatever you want to call it.
But just like the blog...it made me laugh.
And if any of you are Farm geeks too...add me!!
Shay Bovine

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I know it is late

Yes it is after the fact...I know.
I just thought this was one of the more creative ones I have ever seen.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

One word or two?

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.


The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -

'Is that one word or two?'