Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Grab it for Jesus

If he was not in such deep concentration with the tongue may not have been so bad....
Really man...get someone to block if you have to readjust.
Ecspecially with Jesus on your chest.
Oh yeah....don't hand the baton to me...not after where your hands have been!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Heart Rate #21

The Real # 21
A little skinny for my taste but great shape none-the-less.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Steppin over the line!

This one is definitely stepping over the line...but it is only fitting for my blog.
Made me laugh and just about gag at the same time.
Just keep in mind, I am only the delivery boy here...don't kill the messenger.
I did not create it, I only share it.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Dub FX

I guess this would be my official plug for someone...
I bought this guys album after watching this video and a few others by him that I found.
He is incredible...very upbeat songs and they have messages that mean something instead of mindless, trying to be in the top 40 music.
Hope you enjoy!
Here is his website

Fist Boner

Never thought of it this way, but i like it!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Sexy as hell Sword Dance

I just find this very sexy....I may be the only one...but it is my blog so I get the vote!

Can't unsee

Once you see it, you cannot unsee it!!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The big one that got away...

Some of you who know me, may have heard this "big fish tale"...the rest of you...hope you find it interesting.

When I was around 13-14 years old, I went fishing with a friend on the Hillsborough River in Tampa.
We sat on a dock with bread and our Zebco 202 rod and reel combo's...(to the non-fishermen out there...Zebco 202 is the $19.99 one push button setups...very cheap, but awesome when you are 13.)
My buddy had a pack of Black Cat firecrackers with him...we screwed around with the firecrackers while trying to catch small shiners with the bread balls we were making with our loaf of Wonder bread.
He caught a BIG shiner...about 10 inches long...very big on the shiner scale. 
Not actual shiner

Doing as boys do when left to their own devices...we stuck a Black Cat in the shiner's mouth....ran....POW!...went back to find a headless shiner....I KNOW I KNOW...we were hate mail please.

Anyhow...this was good we catch a Big Bass.  Now, I know, we were wrong...dead blown apart shiner is not good bass bait...but at 13 I did not know.   So we got out our biggest hook "made for Big Bass"...stuck the big red and white bobber on with about a 2 foot lead from the hook....Bobber "made for Big Bass" had about a 4" diameter, so it would take the Big Bass to bring it under.
I slung the whole rig all the way out to dead center of the river...where the Big Bass stay.

We waited...5 back to shiners and firecrackers.  Eat some packed sandwiches and drank the, now very warm, grape sodas in the cooler.  My best guess is an hour and a half passed.
We didn't see the bobber dive...we heard the splash and it being dragged though the water.

I ran and grabbed my Zebco, which was just leaning on a Cyprus knee...I pulled back and set the hook....had to be pro fisherman style, wish I had a photo to show you how cool I was.

It has to be a HUGE Bass!!!

Then the moment I still see when thinking about this event...

It jumped out of the water... a good 4 feet of it, thrashing it's head back and forth.. with the tail still somewhat in the water.
The same dinosauric creatures you see above.  The Alligator Gar.
Keep in mind, it was at least 40 yards out into the middle of the river.  But I did see the dorsal fin which is right next to the tail so 4 feet long is a pretty good guess.
When we saw it we both screamed,  "GAR!!!!"

Then I stood there in kind of a shock moment as it hit me, that we have a fish with LOTS of teeth, about 4 feet long on the end of my line.
So I half-hearted pulled back on the pole, while my drag was whizzing....and as all the fishermen know...SNAP! lost the bobber and all...
we stood in silence for about 30 seconds...awestruck...
then we both yelled "did you see the size of that thing?!?!?!"

By the time we got home it was about a 6-8 foot Aligator Gar, that almost pulled me into the river.

Did not catch the fish...but that moment was talked about for years between us.

Not the cool, caught a bad ass fish tale...but it was damn cool at the time!
Besides, I know what a shiner looks like after having an explosive jammed in its mouth...not many can say that....sorry PETA, was a different age back in 1982...slingshots and marbles were fun!!!

Thanks for reading through...hope you liked it.

Heart Rate #21 with fear

Just kidding!

How many just wretched?

Mmmmmmm...cottage cheese muffin.  Takes the muffin top to a whole new level.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Extreme comb-over


No, really, ....sigh.....

I will never understand this...I will refrain from the rehash of the rant in the previous post Combover.



I feel a Heart Rate coming soon...I need some good, since I am getting so discouraged by people.


Yay Lisa!!

Do they really not notice these things?
Bet Lisa became much more popular after this went out.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Ooooh what is her phone number?

To all of you who ran out of eyebleach....your welcome!
The home cut hair bangs just do it for me soooooo well.
Judging by the ring...this was an ex-husbands posting somewhere to piss her off.

Good for him!!!!!!

other than the fact that he was married to that,

No Drama

If only people would heed the sign.
Seems that even when you think the drama may be will call you and get the blood pressure on the rise.
I think I need to take up some bad vices, maybe it would make it more fun!
Oh well...I am beginning to believe that without the drama, life would be boring.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Hey Hey! my little fruity pies...

Look at this! wait...don't split.
It is Berry nice to look at...I do so love a pear shaped bottom!
Ba-na -na-na nah...hey hey goood bye.

Ok thats all I got....bout as lame as I could possibly get.  But a funny picture none-the-less.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Sticky car

I would never have the patience to do it...but it is briliant!