Monday, April 25, 2011

People need to quit being retards

Ok...small rant time.  I know..."again...." you say with an exasperated sigh.  But my personal bitch room, so here I go.

The pic above really has very little to do with my bitch, but I thought it was funny.
Buuuut, this kid will know what the hell he wants from the menu.

Ok this has happened to me like 5 times in 2 weeks now.
Background:
I am not the type of person who stands in front of a microwave yelling at it to hurry up, I am actually fairly easy going, but very opinionated as my 4 followers know.

When you go to the grocery store or fast food restaurant, you should have a pretty good idea what you want already.  When you are at home or in the car deciding what to eat, and you say...BK or RBs or McDs...you already know what you want from there when you decided that.  Very rare would be the time that you are thinking "I am not sure what I want, but I bet BK has it."

Since you know what you already want, then why the hell do you have to stare at the menu deciding on what you want!!!  It is the same fucking menu they have had since cavemen ate there!! 

My son does this to me too...I pull up to the drive through and he gives me his order immediately, so I order it, then I look to him and say "what to drink?"  He says, at 17 years old mind you, "what do they have?"
Then my rage starts a welling..."THE SAME DRINKS THEY ALWAYS HAVE HAD!!  YOU COULDN'T FIGURE THIS OUT IN THE LAST 8 MINS IN LINE AT THE DRIVE THROUGH!?!!"

GRRRRRRRR...then the grocery store...waited behind a 70ish year old lady in front of the milk cooler for 5 minutes while she tried to figure out which milk she wanted.  AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
You are OLD AS FUCK!! YOU KNOW WHAT MILK YOU WANT!!! THE SAME MILK YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING FOR 50 YEARS!!

Benefit of the doubt...if she were looking at expiration dates, I would be patient...NO!!! she could not decide if she wanted skim 1% 2 % I DONT CARE JUST GET ONE!!!  I know this because she was talking out loud to herself.

RANT OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I need to go smoke and calm down.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Uncanny

At least Wormser KNEW he was a nerd.
I have never listened to a single song by this guy, and don't think I ever will.  He may be an amazing artist, and more power to him if he is.
But, I still want to punch him in the face...I saw a brief video of his while I was surfing for blog material, and all I could think is how bad I wanted to hit him.
You are a nerdy little white boy...quit acting like you are "with it" and just embrace your nerdness and work with it.
Just because you pay cool stars to be with you on stage does not make you cool.

Also...why is it ok for women of all ages to go nuts about him...If men went just as nuts about Brittney, when she was 15, we would have been considered Pedos?? double standards.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Take your cat for a drag.

I am pretty sure my cat would do the same thing.
You will not take your cat for a walk unless he decides you can!
You will not pet your cat unless he decides you can.
You will listen to your cat whine until you feed him.
You don't own a cat...it owns you.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Happy Easter!!!

Wow...they just keep getting better.
Yay, internet!!  Did not think the Oreo or the Dollars could be topped.
I was wrong.
Unbelievable!

Friday, April 8, 2011

Heart Rate # 24

Ahh to be 21 again....heh who am I kidding...even at 21 I wouldn't have had a chance.
But according to the doctors...at least I am healthy for yet another day.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Every single morning!


Every morning on my way to work there is some jackass driving 10-15 mph under the speed limit.
Every morning when I pass said jackass, they are on the fricking cell phone.
What is so fucking important that you have to talk on the phone during your commute?!?!
Is it your spouse, that you just saw 6 minutes ago?  Your boss, who you are about to see?
Or did you decide to call your mom and catch up on good times...at 7am in the fucking morning?!?!

People need to get a grip on this,
IT IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!! 
YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!

And iiiiiiiffffff by some chance, it is the one in a million important call about you grandmother dying.....
PULL THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!!

Grrrrrrrrr.....

Monday, April 4, 2011

Ok....cough

Not sure what this is an ad for...my guess would be Imodium AD, but I doubt it.


Sunday, April 3, 2011

WTF of the Week # 29

I know it is hard to label this as WTF of the week when it has been 4 months since the last one.
But in my defence, I have not found many that are nearly that worthy.  UNTIL NOW....



Seriously  WTF?!?!?!