Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Heart Rate # 26

Figured it was time to toss one of these out there.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Cold hearted dick!

Wouldn't be surprised to see something like this on my car when it snows.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Toothpaste 2

Maybe this is why kids don't wanna brush their teeth.
Seems there is a common concept with toothpaste from a previous post.

Friday, January 20, 2012

The force has so many uses

Darth is just soooo evil!!

Thursday, January 19, 2012


That's it...just heh.

Get your mind out of the gutter

He is putting beads ON his tail.
But still.....LMFAO!!!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Please explain...

Does anyone have any idea whats up with these boots?
Is it so they can scratch their nose with them?
I have seen more and more pics of these type boots, and honestly don't feel like looking it up.
So I am hoping someone will be kind enough to post what these are all about.
I have seen a couple in person, but not nearly this extreme.

I can not see any reason for them other than to look stupid.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

I wanna put all my glory to the lord!!!

Thank you Jesus for allowing me to make millions.
 and I will hook you is a few thousand in the offering plate.

Sorry I couldn't be there on Sundays and know how sports are.
I will get back to ya though when I can visit more often.

What?!? There are starving kids all over the world....DAMMMIT!!! I need to make a commercial to get OTHER  people to donate.

Sure the commercial cost about $400,000 to produce, but hey, it is worth every penny, so we can get the average, working hard as fuck, class people to donate the tiny money they have, while we keep our millions!

Hypocritical fucks!

Monday, January 16, 2012

Facebook Chat

Semi rant and serious question at the same time.
I would have made a FB post similar to this, but it would then offend about 45 people on my list for sure.
Anyhow... Is it just me?
Seriously need comments on this.
Is it annoying as hell, to anyone else (who has a FB page) that people use a photo as the "Long time no see" chat log???

In case I need to explain further:
Photo is posted by A.    
B comments "you look great! How have you been?"
A comments back "Hey B, sup girlfriend aint herd from u n 4ever"    etc.................................
Sometimes this lasts about 30+ comments.

If it is not bad enough to see that on someone else's photo...
it is so much worse when two of them catch each other in comments in your photo not either one of thiers..

woooooohooooooo its on!!!  Yes SP that was for you

Is it just me?  I could not find anything on google to show me that I am not alone here, so it must be just me.

Crotchety old sarcasticist bastard!!!

Look mom...super bubbles!

We don't need a wand or soapy solution.
Here mom you try!!