Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Growing Up. Part 1


I am going to vent a bit about the younger generation. Don't have any idea how many Parts there will actually be, but I have a few in mind.

I have been recently listening to the dance radio station in town and have been noticing a scary, scary trend in the lyrics of the songs.  A song about being Lazy. A song about how fucked up we got last Friday. The one that made me laugh the hardest and want to cry at the same time for the next generation...here are the first set of lyrics :

 [Bruno Mars]
So what we get drunk?So what we smoke weed?We're just having funWe don't care who seesSo what we go out?That's how its supposed to beLiving young and wild and free
[Wiz Khalifa]So what I keep 'em rolled up?Saggin' my pants, not caring what I show

Read more: SNOOP DOGG - YOUNG WILD & FREE LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/young-wild-free-lyrics-snoop-dogg.html#ixzz1noeKQTqp
Copied from MetroLyrics.com 

HEY! Snoop!! the 16-28 year olds who are listening to this music...do NOT make the same money as you.  They don't have access to pounds of weed by the day...I know that is probably an exaggeration, but everyone knows he smokes a little bit of weed.
Point being...a 20 year old whether in school or working is very much NOT likely to make so much money he can stay high all the time...which would also make him lose his job for failing piss tests.

So now we have a generation who already thinks we owe them the world and don't want to work...then they listen to this music and think "yeah...fuck it, I'm gonna smoke instead of pay my bills, I will go live with mommy or daddy if I get kicked out."

Hey Punks....time to grow the fuck up!! The world isn't nice! you have to work to get by, just like all the generations before you did. And yeah, it does suck...but mooching off parents or best friends until you have nowhere left to go, will suck way, way worse.  

If you earn 300.00 a week, it is probably a dumb ass idea to spend 160.00 of it on weed. Pay some fucking bills, save for a car, or even buy some groceries.  

I hear of so many of the next generation living like that, it has me worried.  Do I sound as much like everyone's Dads and Grandpas whining about degenerate kids? Maybe it is just a cycle, I don't know, but I do know that by 20...I was on my own for the previous 4 years, about to have my daughter, working full-time...and so was everyone else at that age.
I guarantee everyone who reads this knows at least 2-5 people in the age range of 18-30 that live off of someone else or only have a part time job at fast food and nothing else but party-on!!  And I dont want to hear shit about unemployment rate...I see job openings all the time but no one wants to work those jobs...they want the big money for doing no work...then shut up and go to college, otherwise go get two jobs if they are only part time.

Just plain lazy...then they need Snoop telling them to smoke and party more, because they aren't doing it enough now.

I have nothing against smoking...just don't spend your child's food money to buy your shit, wait til you make enough money and know how to be responsible. If it turns you into a munchie pounding zombie who can't do anything but watch TV, then quit doing it, get off your ass and do something.

I'm done with this subject...I am just pissing myself off more, writing about it.

Rant over

Respond with comments if you agree or disagree. 

SP and B and M this is not directed at you guys...just your entire generation.

Keep working out


You can look just like this guy when your 75, all you have to do is add a little more weight to that bench press.
500lbs is not enough...keep going!!
Yes and by all means keep taking the steroids, they will enhance you so much you may even exceed this look!
So you are 24 and so big you need special clothes? Excellent!, now keep working out for the next 50 years and you will have achieved your goal!!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Cuz I'm a STAR!


Should be titled in the WTF of the week category, but truthfully it would be WTF of the hour with how many people out there do stuff like this...but alas, I don't have the time.
But at least this person is staying with a theme...like the lizard guy and the tiger guy.
I say person because I have no idea if this one is male or female from the pic.
I assume male because we seem to do more stupid things then women, to be sure.

SUPERSTAR!!!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Male suffering


It is so sad...all this guy wants to do is satisfy her in a better way.  Then she has to go and say all that.
He is only looking out for her best interests.
Anyway...shouldn't she already have all that ironing done before he gets home? I don't see a sammich in his hands...she has no right to be so vulgar when he is overlooking her laziness.

I feel for ya dude...

Ladies..send all hate mail to idontcare@lightenup.whatever

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Heart Rate # 27

This will be my birthday HeartRate post.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Me too

I failed too...oh well.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Thinking out of the box(es)

I would have to give them an A+ for creativity and thinking out of the box...only once.  Second time would result in an F.  But still...nice honest answer!

Thumbs up buddy!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentines Day!

Happy V-D ! ! !

Sleeping with your GF or W

Had to add the W in the title because I did not let everyone on here know... I am married now!
For all the guys who just cried out in anguish...it will be ok...she helps me keep up with the PerfLogs.

Anyhow....she has a ton of hair so I can relate to this one perfectly.

Monday, February 13, 2012

New Tat

Works for me and I love it!!

Friday, February 10, 2012

The Transition

The Perf Logs is switching to it's own domain.

http://www.malebovineperflogs.com

This will take a few days.... I know, the old time fans are saying "fuck off...you have taken weeks to a month with no posts, why do we give a shit if you take 2 days?"
I answer with this..."you fuck off...I am moving forward and going to be more diligent like I have been recently.  There are a couple exciting things coming soon...a new tattoo  ... I am also in the works for a couple other things I will reveal in time.

Thank You so much to my followers, I do appreciate the comments very much! I believe in 3 years I have only deleted two...one was Dan O having a bad day posting and I removed the blank...the other is not worth mentioning since I won't deal with obvious trolls.
That means I have a great audience!!! for all of my bullshit, at least I know I entertain a few.

Thanks

Try and do it again..


Took me a second to realize what this picture was about.
You would be hard pressed to make this picture look like that on purpose.
No matter how many time you look at at it, you question for a half a second.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Haters


This one just made me laugh....to translate for all of you under the age of 28... I LOL'ed

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Some Twilight bashing....



I will admit...I read the books.
I will also admit that in the books, Bella made expressions on her face and..... that's really it.
All the rest is pretty accurate...he sparkled.  It just didn't seem as gay when reading it.... but the visual ruined it for me.

And for all the rights type folk who may give shit.... if you look deep down I bet you like the masculine vampires more too, you just wont say it for political correctness, you fags!

And for the uneducated fags.....

FAG (Brit) (esp formally) a young public school boy who performs menial chores for an older boy or prefect.

And he whips out a definition old school...before fag meant gay....but in this case it kinda does...but now you understand why men call each other fags and don't give a shit about your political agenda BS.

Get over it fags!

Monday, February 6, 2012

End of the World

And we all know that a potato means the Apocalypse!!

Hide yo children, hide yo wife!

Sunday, February 5, 2012

New button for Facebook


We need this button added to Facebook A.S.A.P. !!
I would be clicking it all the time...

But then that would mean I am giving a fuck....now my head hurts like watching Next Generation time travel or Q episodes.

Friday, February 3, 2012

I knew I loved Dr. Seuss for a reason

I love this quote!!!
This has been my personal motto for the last 30 years.
You preach it Doc!!!!!!!!